So, Star Jones wrote a self-help book called "Shine" because she's such an expert on love and health. And a bunch of people had fun reviewing it on amazon.com when it was first released! .

Because opinions are like assholes... everyone's got one.


More Narcissism.

Latest Updates

"Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat!"

With lots of air travel for conferencin', I had time to finish some more Blathers!

The Journey of a Fat Person: Because if it’s emotional vomit, it doesn’t count as bulimia, now, does it?

Plus, Dwanollah (circa 1998) Re-Writes Brandon 'n Kelly's Non-Wedding Wedding in

Fic: Bells will be Ringin': A Gratuitous 90210 Episode!


Smoofiness!

Ten Years Ago.

This summer, The Husband-Type Man and I celebrated our tenth wedding anniversary!

Ready your sick-bags, because I'm gonna Blather about all the mooshy details!


My Summer.

Dwanollah, Post-Op.

So! What have I been doing with my summer?

All sorts of fun stuff, obviously! I'll be catchin' y'all up in the weeks to come.

In the meantime, meet the girlses!


The Best News Evah.

Welcome to the world, Lil' Guy!

O Nancy My Nancy and her Semi-Cute Husband Chris, after losing their daughter several years ago and dealing with setbacks and health crises and all sorts of crap, had a healthy baby boy on July 9th! He looks just like his daddy, with his momma's red hair.

And because Nance and Chris are awesome, they named him

Guy Bailey

(Auntie Dwanollah is encouraging him to grow a pencil-thin moustache as soon as possible.)

O frabjous day! Calloo callay!


Happy Birthday to Me!

*blissful sigh*

SPICE GIRLS REUNION! W00T!


Can You Handle My Truth?

OMG, y'all! The Slacker Hacker FINALLY updated some stuff!

Latest Updates:

Blather: Britney Spears, a Role Model? You Better Believe It! 20 Things Every Teen Girl Can Learn From America's Pop Pwincess.


In Which Dwanollah Quests, and brings you her findings.

Alas, I can't always go to Angelina in Paris....

Latest Updates:

Blather: Dwanollah Quests for the Ideal Coffeehouse and Study Spot in Los Angeles

Foof: Thanksgiving 2006: What Happens When the PhillyChix Join In!

Fic: The Gratuitous Dwanollah 90210 Episodes: "Showers of Happiness"

 


Krimmatime in the City!

 

Then all the reindeer loved him? Damn, that must've hurt!

Latest Updates:

Blather: You expect it of me, don't you? More Christmas Music babblings!

Fic: Part Three of the Gratuitous Dwanollah 90210 Episodes


I Must Be Insane.

Latest Updates:

Blather: Because I don't have enough to do, why don't I participate in National Novel Writer's Month? Want to see how I'm preparing... as well as see a rather extensive playlist of Literary Songs? Enjoy! And for pity's sake, wish me luck!

NaNoWriMo Update: YES! The description of the goat cheese puff pastries did it! I'm in under the wire!

Final NaNoWriMo word count : 50005



Dwanollah, The Slacker-Hacker, and THTM discover the joys of photobooths in Japantown. May I present for your approval...

Kiki and Lala

 

Look. Kiki is getting squished by glitter...


Breaking News

According to duranduran.com, Andy's bailed again. Parlance owes me $20.


Life is Hard, Part Two

Greetings from San Francisco, gang!

Yup, me and The Husband-Type Man have taken a pad on Russian Hill, overlooking the bay and Alcatraz, only a few short blocks from my favorite North Beach coffee houses, three blocks away from Rose Wilder Lane's old apartment, across the street from a yummy Italian restaurant, and right on the Mason-Powell streetcar line. I take the freakin' cable car home from the gym and grocery store! The famous wild parrots hang out in the tree outside our building every afternoon!

Ah, life.

No school this semester, so let the Updating continue! And iffen any of y'all find yourselves in SF, be sure to check out the Duran Pole at Taylor and Lombard... I suspect Kellygirl and I will unleash our silver Sharpies on it while I'm here. But you could've guessed that. (Guess that means I can no longer answer "no" to "ever graffiti'd anything," huh?)

p.s. Robert, you and Mr. Larry are no longer invited up here for a visit. Well, Mr. Larry is, but you aren't. Love, Dwanollah.

p.s.s. I love that I now have a file called "butthole jpg" on my site. I cringe to think of what strange hits I'll get now!

Latest Updates:

FIC: Part Two of the Gratuitous Dwanollah Episodes: The Saga Continues

FOOF: No-shit party stuff.


Here is something to break the monotony of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many pages of Barbie quotes and Simon Le-boner fantasy ramblings.


 

Greetings from The Road. After winding up my summer semester, and after THTM got done spending 6 weeks in Germany, we're moseyin' our way back home from Virginia by way of Greensboro, Atlanta, Graceland, Milwaukee, Chicago (and the first-ever Greecie Con!), Denver, and any number of stopping-off points in the middle of freakin' nowhere before we end up back in Los Angeles.

But then? Since La Casita's still unlive-able? We'll be renting a pad in San Francisco through the end of the year! HOT DAMN! You'll hear all about my remodel woes, THTM's World Cup-ing, dorm life, and fun in SF with Kellygirl soon enough.

Latest Updates:

BLATHER: Dear God, Dwanollah actually answers one of those Insane 500 Question Questionnaire Thingies. And you thought the FAQ was narcissistic?!

FOOF: Slaving away at her summer grad program, Dwanollah procrastinates by advising would-be fellow dorm-livers on what you really do and don't need to bring.

FIC: Adieu, "The Mister" Aaron Spelling. Part One of the Gratuitous 90210 Episodes


Woot!

It's the Slacker Hacker's Birthday!

 

Happy 39th birthday, Bobby!

Here's wishing you a glorious, sparkly-pink year filled with greasy Mexican food, Gidget, Purple Kool-Ade things from O-Bar, the Hair Club for Men, bad 80s movies, wire hangers, toys from Kid Robot, awesome music on FRED, skinny ties, SUVs and other Yuppie Pig-Dog Scum accouterments, pink Converse high tops, timely updates, and MUCHO CUTENESS!

I love you, Peanut. Even if you are a royal pain in the ass.



Thanks for the hamburger!


I'm still chuffed about this: Bust magazine's BUSTline chose Dwanollah.com as a featured site for June 2001!:

Girl Wide WebLong before Salon.com began their reality-TV recaps of shows like "Temptation Island" and "Survivor," Dwanollah was deconstructing every episode of the Gucci of all reality-based shows: "Beverly Hills, 90210." And while you can still find her theories on Brandon, Kelly, and the gang on the site, Dwanollah’s more current pop culture muckraking includes "Shitty in Pink," a probing essay examining the post-prom letdown the Sweet Valley High twins never told you about, and an impressive photo essay on holiday lawn decorating in Los Angeles. (Trust us, this whole energy crisis brouhaha will make a lot more sense after looking at how some people manage to fit 18 megawatt dancing snowmen on a moderately-sized front yard.) There’s a lot to be had here, and Dwahollah serves up sweet as chocolate shake from the Peach Pit.


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Foof: Little Thanksgiving on the Prairie - a repost just in time for the holidays!





Birthday Blather, Revisited


The Chocolate Duran Tour: A Travel Journal

Michael Jackson
is Very Very ...


Musical Love
Affairs


Fear of Flying


Guilty Musical Pleasures


High School Reunion? Not hardly.


Annoyed English Instructor


Baybeigh Naiymz


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